Read or Die: Book Reviews by Emily

Tonight’s Experiment: I actually really like “Hamlet.” I mean, it’s terrible, but thanks to the riffing, it’s also terribly hilarious:
Tom: “Ooh, there’s gonna be railing kills!”
Crow (as the Queen): “Face it, son—I’m gonna rock your uncle’s world.”
Tom: “What’s worse than clowns? Danish clowns.”
Mike (when Hamlet’s hand appears): “NOSFERATU!”
Tom: “You know he’s just beating back a soliloquy.”
Mike (as Hamlet): “Damn, I’m interesting.”
Crow: “Couldst thou walk slower, jeez!”
Claudius: “Where is Polonius?”
Tom: “He came down with a sudden case of murder.”
Mike (as Ophelia): “I’m going over to Lady Macbeth’s!”
Crow: “Cut his throat in a church!”
Tom: “The king peels off his skin and becomes a dinosaur from Mars! Oh, I guess not…”
Crow: “Well Mike, this movie has certainly convinced me not to kill your dad and marry your mom.”
Mike: “Nice play, Shakespeare.”

Tonight’s Experiment: I actually really like “Hamlet.” I mean, it’s terrible, but thanks to the riffing, it’s also terribly hilarious:

Tom: “Ooh, there’s gonna be railing kills!”

Crow (as the Queen): “Face it, son—I’m gonna rock your uncle’s world.”

Tom: “What’s worse than clowns? Danish clowns.”

Mike (when Hamlet’s hand appears): “NOSFERATU!”

Tom: “You know he’s just beating back a soliloquy.”

Mike (as Hamlet): “Damn, I’m interesting.”

Crow: “Couldst thou walk slower, jeez!”

Claudius: “Where is Polonius?”

Tom: “He came down with a sudden case of murder.”

Mike (as Ophelia): “I’m going over to Lady Macbeth’s!”

Crow: “Cut his throat in a church!”

Tom: “The king peels off his skin and becomes a dinosaur from Mars! Oh, I guess not…”

Crow: “Well Mike, this movie has certainly convinced me not to kill your dad and marry your mom.”

Mike: “Nice play, Shakespeare.”


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