Read or Die: Book Reviews by Emily

Tonight’s Experiment: and the award for longest, most weird-ass title I can think of is….TISCWSLABMUZ! (Let’s try to make this acronym a thing, shall we?) This movie marks the first appearance of Ortega, who, like Torgo before him, became a recurring character on MST3K, and who is in fact rather disgusting in terms of personal hygiene. 
Pretty much everyone in this movie is either gross or boring—and as someone who is terrible at dancing, let me just say that most of the so-called dancing girls in this movie make me look like Ginger Rogers. (Seriously, you’ll encounter some of the dullest, most unsexy dancing ever here.) Bravo, makers of this movie, for managing to make even zombies seem boring!
Mike (sees the stuffed clown/monkey thing): “Ah, good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.”
Crow: “Yeah, I see a killing spree in their future.”
Tom: “I think what she’s trying to say is SLEEP!!!” 

Tonight’s Experiment: and the award for longest, most weird-ass title I can think of is….TISCWSLABMUZ! (Let’s try to make this acronym a thing, shall we?) This movie marks the first appearance of Ortega, who, like Torgo before him, became a recurring character on MST3K, and who is in fact rather disgusting in terms of personal hygiene. 

Pretty much everyone in this movie is either gross or boring—and as someone who is terrible at dancing, let me just say that most of the so-called dancing girls in this movie make me look like Ginger Rogers. (Seriously, you’ll encounter some of the dullest, most unsexy dancing ever here.) Bravo, makers of this movie, for managing to make even zombies seem boring!

Mike (sees the stuffed clown/monkey thing): “Ah, good old-fashioned nightmare fuel.”

Crow: “Yeah, I see a killing spree in their future.”

Tom: “I think what she’s trying to say is SLEEP!!!” 


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    One of my favorite episodes. So freaking goofy. I also have a tendency to shout “ba-dow ba-dow, pew pew!” like the cops...
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