Read or Die: Book Reviews by Emily

Tonight’s Experiment: Wait, Jeff Dunham was around back in 1993? Seriously, check it out—Mike mentions Jeff Dunham. I feel like this is yet another movie where, without the riffing, I wouldn’t realize how bad the acting is simply because it’s in black and white and stars people who are vaguely familiar. (Black and white movie+familiar actors=”good” movie.) 
(The neighbor and the shopkeeper look at each other.)
Tom and Crow: “Mistress…”
(Comic books strewn across the floor)
Tom: “Who took these out of their plastic bags?!”
Mike, imitating the nosy neighbor: “David, there’s some DNA on the railing and some carpet fibers under your fingernails.”
Mike:  “A party like this is no fun without cocaine…”
Tom: “You’re lookin’ fine, Ron! (He’s a deadman!) Ha ha, real good! (He’s gonna die!)”

Tonight’s Experiment: Wait, Jeff Dunham was around back in 1993? Seriously, check it out—Mike mentions Jeff Dunham. I feel like this is yet another movie where, without the riffing, I wouldn’t realize how bad the acting is simply because it’s in black and white and stars people who are vaguely familiar. (Black and white movie+familiar actors=”good” movie.) 

(The neighbor and the shopkeeper look at each other.)

Tom and Crow: “Mistress…”

(Comic books strewn across the floor)

Tom: “Who took these out of their plastic bags?!”

Mike, imitating the nosy neighbor: “David, there’s some DNA on the railing and some carpet fibers under your fingernails.”

Mike:  “A party like this is no fun without cocaine…”

Tom: “You’re lookin’ fine, Ron! (He’s a deadman!) Ha ha, real good! (He’s gonna die!)”


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